rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

(via mysonghasnotbeensungg)

neckbearcl:

*points at anime character who’s too cool to be me* that’s me

(via benmontoya)

so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

(Source: mi-neo)

(Source: meowthgirl, via outraged)

So Matilda’s strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships on the sea. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.

Roald Dahl, Matilda (via observando)

(via amara-calla)

bitrates:

forgotteninferno:

glittertitties:

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

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my only sunshine

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you make me happy

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when skies are gray

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you’ll never know dear

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how much i love you

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please dont take

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my sunshine away

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this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

This makes me a happy Irish man

This is beautiful

(Source: spell-i-c-u-p, via trust)

splders:

my laptop is warmer than my heart

(via deletingmyself)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

Well Achilles was stronger than Ajax, so he really wasn’t stronger than all of Greece.

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Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the following while you were alone:

wise-girl-and-seaweed-brain:

xdominoe:

loki-is-our-god:

castiel-homo-of-the-lord:

vorticity007:

zombieirish:


-Waterbending

-Earthbending

-Firebending

-Airbending

-Using the force

-Telekenisis

-Flying

-The Matrix 

-Alchemy

-Kamehameha

-Going Super Saiyan

-Jutsu Hand Signs

-Spells from Harry Potter

-Shapeshifting

-Breaking the 66 seals

-Opening purgartory

-Turning into a green rage monster

-Being a synthesized voice program

-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel

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Bitch please I do these in public

(Source: zudilio, via natsusume)

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

(via benmontoya)