kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

Well Achilles was stronger than Ajax, so he really wasn’t stronger than all of Greece.

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Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the following while you were alone:

wise-girl-and-seaweed-brain:

xdominoe:

loki-is-our-god:

castiel-homo-of-the-lord:

vorticity007:

zombieirish:


-Waterbending

-Earthbending

-Firebending

-Airbending

-Using the force

-Telekenisis

-Flying

-The Matrix 

-Alchemy

-Kamehameha

-Going Super Saiyan

-Jutsu Hand Signs

-Spells from Harry Potter

-Shapeshifting

-Breaking the 66 seals

-Opening purgartory

-Turning into a green rage monster

-Being a synthesized voice program

-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel

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Bitch please I do these in public

(Source: zudilio, via natsusume)

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

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boodlicious:

I don’t post selfies I post masterpieces

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carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

supernaturally-marvelous:

#if i ever don’t reblog this #assume im dead

"Deading" is my new favorite verb.

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schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!